We Love EVERYONE, No Matter What...

Pastoring truly is the hardest job in the world! Well, if you are doing it right, or at least trying to, that is... I was reluctant to post this today because the bottom line is, I/we at the FHMCC, truly do love all souls, and we want EVERYONE to go to Heaven, but by posting this, and other like content makes this community, and maybe the unchurched, think that we are against, or hate these peeps. That is just not the case.

If you studied the occult and ALL non-Christian beliefs, as I do (simply because I need to understand them to share the Gospel in the right way), you would know that this character is Baphomet.... This clown has a wee-wee and tee-tees.

Need I say more?

This meme is FACT, and not opinion... You will not see many pastors, if any, post this kind of content… It’s too close to the fire…

A lot of pastors just want to stay closed up and safe behind the four walls of their “church”, speaking only to their captive audiences… They will scream and holler this kind of content behind their podiums, like some kind of badass, and comfortably watch the world burn…

Not Me…

I have NEVER half-assed anything in my life, and at 54, I’m not going to start now…

From Track and Field to Executive Level Construction Management, Saint Hellion, and now this movement called the FHMCC, I try to give my all.

For the record, I wanted NOTHING to do with starting a church, let alone THIS one. I literally told God no, at least 4 times, and within minutes, NO JOKE, something would happen to prove, WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT, that I was supposed to do this…

So I did it, thinking, “OK, God, I’LL DO IT, AND GET BACK TO MY HAPPY LITTLE LIFE” after a potential “one and done” service.

NOPE!

Due to the 2008 stock market crash, which finally caught up with my employer at the time, they let me go unexpectedly, the very next day, and here we are 14 years and 9 months later, on what has been a roller coaster ride to hell and back, over and over again…

All this to say, (this post was not supposed to be this long), I have given this adventure Christ, EVERYTHING I can possibly give, and now, I have nothing left to give except what’s left of my life, because HE is worth it, and so are the souls of the 6 billion people that do not know Him.. I’ll keep doing it as long as HE keeps me alive, and afloat..

Trust me when I say, YOUR ETERNITY means the world to me, and no matter what you think of me, I cashed in all of MY hopes and dreams on June 19th 2011…

I only had one year left, until my daughter graduated, and I was going to sell everything, and head down to Hall’s Diving Institute, in Marathon, Florida to become a Certified SCUBA Diving Instructor, and on to the Cayman Islands, to babysit yuppies on vacation, in the beautiful emerald ocean front of a 5-Star Resort…

I feel like I am a Wartime Pastor…

I’ve never been an inside-the-box person.

I’m not your typical, “Kumbaya me Lord”, Pastor…

After the first 6-7 years, I prayed about it, FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR, then got the green light to go edgier and deeper into the places that MOST Christians would never step a foot into.

Please DO NOT THINK I am glorifying myself WHATSOEVER!

I truly am the foolish that God uses to confound the wise, as His Word says…

I can still remember hearing about some Pastor in Brookville Ohio, yelling at his “flock” as to why they have so many empty seats on a Sunday morning, while some fool has standing room only, in a bar called Jackass Flats!

Welp, oh man of God, I’ll tell ye how…. God showed me how to preach the EXACT SAME Gospel Message from the EXACT SAME Bible that you use, only ours is covered in a leather and chrome studded book cover….. BOOM BABY!

As I said, after a year of prayer, I got the green light, and out came the controversial “BLACK SHEEP REVOLUTION”, shirts that have led to more salvations than most American Churches will EVER see! (This is NOT an exaggeration)

Shirts like:

1. GET STONED---Referring to Stephen in Acts

2. DON’T BE A RICHARD---Referring to the Love Chapter in 1 Corinthians 13

3. EAT SHITE AND PISS OFF---Referring to Isaiah 36:12 in the KJV

4. DON’T BE A DUMB ASS---Referring to Balaam’s donkey.

These shirts are so effective, I had to warn people who bought them! I told them that you need to get ready for what you will say when asked, because people WILL ASK ABOUT YOUR SHIRT!

And boy did they… And STILL DO!

I was PRAISING GOD for showing me the CODE on how to attract the attention of the unchurched, and getting them to UNKNOWINGLY ask US about, Jesus instead of the awkward, intrusive approach that we Christ followers have been using since King James spoiled the taste…

 An atheist even wanted one… I said, “You know we are a real group that loves and worships Jesus, right?”

And his response, I bet STILL rings in satan’s ear: “Oh I know, but those shirts are badass, and even tho I don’t believe in all that shit, when people ask me about the shirt, I will tell them about your Church!”

Little did he know, a seed was planted in his heart, and he basically became a billboard for Christ…

Oh yeah, folks, satan just loves me!

And here came the attacks…

Not from atheists, agnostics, or pagans….

Nope! It was from my own brothers and sisters in Christ…

Now don’t get me wrong, I have been attacked by them since DAY-1, but this took it to a NITROUS OXIDE STEROID LEVEL!!!

And the rest is HIS-STORY…

My name is Brian Smith, aka Saint Hellion…

I’m IN LOVE WITH JESUS, I like Bourbon, and other than leading people to Christ, my passion is singing, and I cuss a little…

Well, now A LOT, and I’m trying to work on that!

WE LOVE YOU no matter what you do or who you do, but I must speak TRUTH, in a world where now, you cannot believe ANYTHING you see and little of what you hear anymore…

I screw up A LOT, but I will die trying to make it right… First, through God, by asking for forgiveness, and then, with people, if God shows me people who were hurt by careless words, moments, or decisions that I may have made in haste…

The difference with most American Christians and me is the FACT that I will OWN my mistakes, and have COUNTLESS sermons on YouTube to prove it…

I HATE humble pie, but you would think these days it’s my favorite dish, because I eat it more now than ever..

That’s what happens after 15 years of being kicked, abandoned, slandered, and gossiped about…

What was once a soft-hearted, comedic people-pleaser has been forged into a battle-scarred, shell-shocked Warrior for Christ with nothing left to lose…

I hate satan, and I mean HATE with PASSION! I will spend the rest of my life saving the lost at ALL COSTS, and believe me, I have lost so much, but that ain't nuttin compared to what and who I have waiting on me, after I draw my last breath here and wake up there… His Name is Jesus, and I would LOVE to introduce you!

Game On...